Me pēhea te ki te whakarite i roto i-ture oha huritau? mihi Funny papa-i roto i

He maha ti'aturi i runga i te āhua o tupato e ratou ki tetahi ki tetahi ngā hononga ki waenganui i te iwi. A tohu faufaa rahi he oha hararei, pai-i whiriwhiri mau horo'a. Ngā nui Ko enei taime ki whanaunga o te hawhe tuarua. Ko te aha kia tonu koe āta rite mihi pokepoke i runga i tona ra whanautanga. Kahore e taea e kore trifles! A me waiho te hoahoa o te karakia ano i runga i runga.

Te faaturaraa i te pokepoke i roto i te pāpāho

Tino mo oha papa-huritau mahi i roto i irirangi rohe pānuitanga nūpepa ranei. Ko reira utu ko tino ngāwari te pai, me te hari ki te kaiwhiwhi, ka tangohia e te reira i te rota.

Just whakaaro: konei i te hakari huihui manuhiri tepu, ringihia ana e ratou piari i te karaihe, pea ara te tino tuatahi whakatangi Inu. Na ka-i roto i-ture ta, "Kaua e whakarongo ki to tatou haapurororaa? Te āhua ki ahau e tenei ra e mea te tahi mea ngā! "A ko reira tika te reo i roto i-ture oha huritau!

"E faaroo aroha! Na inaianei e hiahia ana tatou ki te manaaki Averyanov Pita Vasilievich ki tona huritau! E pai te mōhio o tenei tangata faahiahia, he kaimahi faitotonu, me te kawenga, he hoa mateaki, he hoa pai, he tangata hapu faahiahia noho o te pa - tane, papa, papa ruau. Ko tenei ra, kia mohio katoa e kua whakapumautia to tatou teina ake me ake ka rite ki te faahiahia i roto i-ture! māfana manaaki tona papa tuarua, ko wai te mea he kaitohutohu ki a ia tana tama, hoa, ngä! ui ia ki hiahia ora roa, te aroha, te angitu, me te tupuraa o hiahia ngaro ia ia! A i tenei ra o te hari uru tatou katoa ona mihi me hiahia pai! Here to tatou teina Petr Vasilyevich! hoatu matou e koe i te waiata o to koutou artist tino Oleg Gazmanov "Squadron", e tangi te hēkona ruarua. "

Ko reira pea e kore tenei e waiho hounga'ia he tohu o te aro te kaiwero whakanui.

A taua kōwhiringa ka ka kia tāngia te ohatanga whakamātautau huritau i te niupepa, ka kia mohio a pai e te kaiwhiwhi.

nūpepa Home - motuhake kotahi tārua

Ka taea hoki e koe te whakarite i te tau hanga o tona ake nūpepa. kia whakanohoia te reira rite te tuhi huritau papa-i roto i ranei i roto i te irava.

Ko te tikanga, i roto i nga pa, i reira e maha kamupene tā. Ko ratou i te utu utu e rite ki te tā i te kape kotahi o te niupepa ki te rauemi o te kiritaki. Ka taea e tēnei ruma tapae pikitia hero o te take, tona koioranga, kōrero e whakaahua ngā ngā i roto i te ora, kupu o mauruuru i hoa, hoa, iwi nei i awhina tino huritau.

A i roto i te tahi mau whare whakaputa e tauturu i te tohunga tohu kore anake ki te whiriwhiri i te ohatanga huritau waimarie i te papa-i roto i-ture, engari ano hoki ki te faaineine i rauemi kounga iho, tuhituhi te tuhinga ataahua, me te mo, ki te tangohia nga matua katoa.

nūpepa taiepa hakari ana

He hoki te kōwhiringa māmā - hanga i te kāinga i te nūpepa taiepa. I muri i te katoa, mahara katoa pehea ki te mahi i te reira i roto i te kura? I runga i te whārangi o te pepa i tuhituhia i roto i te pane kanapa, i te ringa mā te whakamahi i te rauemi whakaputaina pūreretā e pā ana ki te toa o te take ranei, pikitia whakapiria (kore pai ki te tango i te taketake me te tārua), unu pakiwaituhi.

He mea nui ki te tuu i roto i te niupepa taiepa ohatanga huritau ataahua, me te pa i te papa-i roto i-ture, haere tahi e whakaahua o te mau horo'araa funky: he hainga o te Roach maroke, he keke i roto i te āhua o te kita, he wahi kari ranei te teneti te puni, he pounamu nui o vodka i te puka o te pū hopu.

Paetahi "Ko te whakamātautau pai o te tekau tau whakamutunga"

Ki te mea he tikanga o te whakakatakata papa o te wahine, hanga ana e ia te tikanga ki te faaineine i te ohorere auaha hoki ia. Ka taea e koe te whakamahi i te taua pūreretā ki tā te pōkairua kōmeke "te whakamātautau pai o te tekau tau" ranei "te toa o te whakataetae" whakamātautau tau "he tetahi wāhi."

Tino tika ana i roto i te take taua a Tiwhikete o te Kaiaka ranei "Tuakiri whakamātautau faahiahia". Kėia pōkairua tuhinga i roto i te tiwhikete kāhua arearea me pōkairua, engari kia rite ki e kore e ki te te he i te tangata pohehe.

Ki te tika, ka taea e koe te tono i ēnei ngahau "tuhinga" i roto i te kamupene motuhake tari ranei e rave nei i roto i taua mahi.

waea Waea i tuakiri pai-mohiotia

Ka taea e Funny oha huritau whakamātautau kia he miramira tūturu o te hui katoa. Ka taea e koe te ui te tangata o koutou hoa, ko wai e taea te tāwhai i reo o kaitōrangapū toi ranei, ki te karanga i runga i te hero waea mo te ra, me te pānui i i te kuputuhi rite. I muri i te ringtone whakatangi i te waea whakamātautau, he reira pai ki te tahuri i runga i te speakerphone ki katoa te hunga reira i te whai wāhi ki te whai ngahau ki nga toa o te take.

Hei tauira, i konei ia nehenehe ia tatou te manaaki papa-i roto i-ture mā te whakamahi i te parody o reo Zhirinovsky.

"Hello. Tenei, kia rite ki matau ahau i te reira, Petro? I roto i-ture, na ki te korero, tana tama i roto i te ture, Igorka? Waimarie hoki koutou, korero ahau ki a koutou! Rua waimarie. Ko te wā tuatahi ki tana tama, ka rua nga wa no te mea ka korerotia e ia ki ahau e whai koe i te ra whanau. Kua puta ngā koe i roto i te tangata e karanga koutou? karanga Zhirinovsky, utu! I roto i-ture ka mea - i hanga Zhirinovsky, pera i roto i te kupu. Birthday hari ki te manaaki a koutou, he mea he meka mâro-. I roto i-ture ka mea - i Zhirinovsky! A kore mea te mea i kua mea ahau, te tāruarua o te whaea ... ... i roto i te whawhai, te tahi mea rite taua. Kōrero, Pita V., ki te whakaako i roto i te kura i ki te kia! Well, e kore te mea te reira i teie nei. mahara te ra whanau ki te rere katoa i reira i runga i te puru maori ëtahi ki ice cream, engari hei utu mo to tatou he makutu nei? He mārama te reira, e tika? Zhirinovsky! A ia rere noa e kore e hiahia ana ki te. Ua parau ia - mahi. kite koe, i roto i te marae o te utu mīhini? Kōwhiri tetahi - te reira koutou! huarahi Direct ka noho iho, a ki te e puta i te kawe, hoatu ki a ia e koe he karaihe o te wai i roto i te mata o te koriri, a haapapû i te meka e ake koe i tenei motokā aroaro Zhirinovsky. Na braver atu arahi koe, e kore e wehi! Ki te taua - i roto i-ture e tu ake mo koutou. Ko te roto i to koutou taata u'ana ... Just rite i ahau taitamariki ... Here ahau whakaaro reira i muri i te matenga o te Rīpera Democratic Party ki whakaora, a ko koe tana tuarua ki te mahi. He aha ta koutou whakaaro, e Pita V.? A feruri na, e-ture ka meinga tuarua Zhirinovsky! Ranei te mea e te reira ... Well, e kore e mea faufaa te reira! haere koe i mua, haere whiriwhiri te motokā ake, a haere ana ahau - i tatari ahau mo te take. e hiahia ana te iwi ki te mahi i te pai. Dnyuhoy ano ki a koutou! Haere mai i runga i, Pita, hei hari atu! Ahakoa te katoa! "

He mea nui ki te whakarite i te whakamātautau mihi ki ngahau i kore ia anake, engari ano hoki nga manuhiri. Na reira, ko te hararei katoa ki te kia ki tonu o hitimahuta me hitimahuta ahuareka.